The Holy Empire of Salvatonia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 907 million Salvatonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salvatonian economy, worth 79.3 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,447 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, there's a politician called Male Infant Hugandkiss, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and Salvatonian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salvatonia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Salvatonia is ranked 71,203^rd in the world and 2^nd in Order Of Christ for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,447.94 Standard Monetary Units.