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The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston

“The First President of the Republic of Texas”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Texas

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Sam Houston

Population45.349 billion

CurrencyStar Money
AnimalBald Eagle

The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 45.349 billion Sam Houstonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The all-consuming Sam Houstonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,330 trillion Star Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 161,640 Star Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 918,362 per year while the poor average 13,872, a ratio of 66.2 to 1.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Sam Houston is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sam Houston's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sam Houston is ranked 212,551st in the world and 85th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 34.86391518708 days.

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Largest Populations: 204thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,111thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,372ndHighest Economic Output: 1,656thFattest Citizens: 1,876thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,304thMost Pro-Market: 2,619thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,835thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,258thHighest Crime Rates: 3,586thMost Avoided: 6,026thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,810thRudest Citizens: 8,444thLargest Mining Sector: 8,700thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,958thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,377thMost Influential: 11,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,811thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,998thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,481stMost Armed: 16,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,347thLargest Retail Industry: 18,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,785thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,008thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,414thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,101st
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the region

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