The Democratic Republic of Samfoychi is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.48 billion Samfoychians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samfoychian economy, worth 168 trillion Podels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,554 Podels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samfoychi's national animal is the 22-spot ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samfoychi is ranked 81,082^nd in the world and 4,016^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.55 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.