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The United Arctic Republic of Samicana

“Dyindar Kast Kin Tok”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Northern Islands

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Samicana

Population4.978 billion

CapitalSamikendak
LeaderAmremilianniallia Vaerchillianernais

CurrencyKarushans
AnimalPenguin

The United Arctic Republic of Samicana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Amremilianniallia Vaerchillianernais with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.978 billion Samicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samikendak. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samicanan economy, worth 619 trillion Karushans a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,547 Karushans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown. Samicana's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Samicana is ranked 113,310th in the world and 1st in Northern Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,178.65 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 1,415thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,812thNicest Citizens: 1,883rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,965thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,297thBest Weather: 2,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,548thMost Cultured: 2,903rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,389thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,381stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,969thRudest Citizens: 5,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,982ndMost Pacifist: 7,526thLargest Governments: 7,622ndMost Developed: 7,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,338thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,341stMost Armed: 8,947thMost Efficient Economies: 10,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,216thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,791stSmartest Citizens: 12,919thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,179thSafest: 13,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,475thHighest Average Incomes: 20,629th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samicana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Samicana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Samicana, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
  • : Samicana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".

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