The Imperial State of Samonaemia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Samowasret I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 26.117 billion Samonaemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samo-Par. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Samonaemian economy, worth a remarkable 9,288 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 355,660 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, much of Samonaemia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samonaemia's national animal is the Northern Feathered Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Samonami.

Samonaemia is ranked 434^th in the world and 5^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 190.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.