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The Holy Empire of Samsonenko

“We got the power!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: HC Metalurg

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Samsonenko

Population21.749 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBear

The Holy Empire of Samsonenko is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.749 billion Samsonenkoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Samsonenkoan economy, worth 591 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 27,186 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is outsourcing itself, historical fiction has been banned, Samsonenko has designated Samsonenko City as its capital city, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is a problem. Samsonenko's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Samsonenko is ranked 55,053rd in the world and 44th in HC Metalurg for Most Stationary, with 798.5233778336 days.

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Nudest: 1,795thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,220thLargest Populations: 13,565thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19,159thMost Influential: 21,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 28,953rd
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5%
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Samsonenko removed regional password protection from HC Metalurg.
  • : Samsonenko's influence in HC Metalurg fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Samsonenko's influence in HC Metalurg fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Samsonenko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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