The Grand Resplendent Dominion of San Angelina is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Charcoal with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 852 million Angelines hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angeline City. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angeline economy, worth 103 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,651 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is totally unknown. San Angelina's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Angelina is ranked 16,346^th in the world and 14^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.