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The Royal Socialist Union of San Xavier

“Changing policies is our national pastime”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


San Xavier

Population1.03 billion

CapitalSan Xavier City
LeaderLord Chancellor Sanchez
FaithSome crazy idea or another


The Royal Socialist Union of San Xavier is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Sanchez with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 1.03 billion San Xavierians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Xavier City. The average income tax rate is 87.7%.

The frighteningly efficient San Xavierian economy, worth 133 trillion Digibills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,717 Digibills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Xavier's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Some crazy idea or another.

San Xavier is ranked 13,723rd in the world and 758th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 81.12 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 491stMost Influential: 1,411thTop
Nudest: 2,128thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,581stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,271stTop
Most Secular: 7,981stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,913thLargest Governments: 9,883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,061stMost Developed: 10,383rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,802ndMost Cultured: 10,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,443rdMost Inclusive: 12,989thLowest Crime Rates: 13,056thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,045thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,990th
Nudest: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 292nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 399th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionMost Secular: 417th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 467th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 486th in the regionLargest Governments: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 497th in the regionMost Cultured: 546th in the regionMost Influential: 568th in the regionMost Developed: 607th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 609th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 642nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 674th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 698th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 703rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 719th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Xavier was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : San Xavier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : San Xavier was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ponantine.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in San Xavier, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 217 » Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Sundred, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Acrabinnia, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Ara Antrizuls, Great Bights Mum, New Bremerton, Kwaj, Black Templares, Omnistria, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Buckerino, Koda-Land, Ibiscaton, Notyoutopia, Kasazzastan, Guslantis, Guer Aike, Novare Res, Q w e r t y, Sinelona, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Napnomadia, Sunto, Egalico, Maott, The Iron Lions, Sheldanada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, Niradans, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Saturns Edge, Partax, Ninjak30, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Aetulia, and 167 others.Advancia-Sizzletown, United States of Medford, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Solmetria, Federation Terra Australis, Steampunk Ariel, Alice Gardens, Ethnon, Union of Austria-Hungary, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Potatolandium, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, United Draconia, Selfgradatude, Orven, Pasargad, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Steraz, Trillius, Revolutionary Sealand, Ostrolia, Joodey, New Phyrreus, Torakuen, Angwayster, Zupla, Zumlandia, Zokk, ZimRobwe, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Renzic, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Soviet States of Europe, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Free Azzaca, Ikea Rike, Moubarakistan, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Warsaw-Halicz, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Lower Nubia, Malta Comino Gozo, The Austro Germanic Union, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Most Freedom Ever, The Gamer Party, Amerian States, Babacar, Ice and Tinian, Antityranicals, North Altatude, Esplandia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Wilkshire, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Valhalla123, Kobagia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Bearical, Manticore utopia, Walter Jackson, SORT, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Choistan, Indiana Hoosier nation, Palisede, Prydania, Dicko, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Chilean 1st Reich, Vexilia, The Discipled, Fascist Democracy, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, East Supple Lund, Empy, Great Javadwipa, Asgardira, Panama Coalition, Kubrostavsria, Kulgatha, Kokomo Island, Viridiann, Blackphir, Free Culture, Dopeland420, Alusten, Tianqing, The AP Republic, Necromonia, Landnovia, Camarthen, Aroa, Marxist Luxembourg, Penrith, Brettenia, Felpolandia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Vincone Cae, 2 and 2 is Fish, Runeda, Utopicican, Cairnben, Northern Glory, Daiz, Princely Irbis, Abject Ludicrosity, The Sinclarian Provinces, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kuveria, Orado, Neo Hungarica, Mercandia, Helix Labs, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Neo Colorado, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Sockmanland, Amauri, Jefffliu, New Flos, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Duerrlewang, Austurasia, Makersaulache, Lunallian, New Octicarg, Some Random TNP Nation, Grimandia, Cuyan, Quebekistand, Thoven, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, The Stratosphere Islands, The Notorious Mad Jack, Racoda, Ponantine, and Great Robertia.

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