The Republic of Sanctiria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Consul Drusus Ovidius with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.961 billion Sanctirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calidia. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sanctirian economy, worth 680 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,946 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the government has been criticized for giving away Sanctiria's territory to anyone who claims it, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sanctiria's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sanctiria is ranked 202,261^st in the world and 2,530^th in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 14.98 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.