The Armed Republic of Sandevista is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 186 million Sandevistians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sandevistan economy, worth 17.9 trillion Savdevista Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,272 Savdevista Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,444 per year while the poor average 17,296, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sandevista's national animal is the Sea Lion, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sandevista is ranked 261,579^th in the world and 15^th in Twenty four divided by two for Most Authoritarian, with 300.72 milliStalins.