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The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika

“Freedom and Compassion” Kommander Koala

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Sanjurika

Population8.211 billion

CapitalSileijad
LeaderKommander Koala
FaithCrosnia

CurrencyPlieri
AnimalKoala

The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.211 billion Sanjurikans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,139 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 98,456th in the world and 4,119th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 37.98 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 469thMost Compassionate Citizens: 887thMost Pacifist: 913thNicest Citizens: 939thMost Inclusive: 1,295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,585thBest Weather: 1,590thMost Developed: 1,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,633rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,740thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,004thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,065thMost Cultured: 2,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,228thMost Efficient Economies: 2,298thHealthiest Citizens: 2,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,596thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,793rdLargest Governments: 2,978thSmartest Citizens: 3,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,793rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,919thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,976thMost Secular: 4,899thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,657thHighest Average Incomes: 6,962ndSafest: 9,123rdHighest Economic Output: 9,984thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,092ndMost Stationary: 20,320th
Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionTop
5%
Most Developed: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 123rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 271st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 292nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 319th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionTop
10%
Safest: 506th in the regionMost Stationary: 512th in the regionLargest Populations: 624th in the regionNudest: 684th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sanjurika was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Sanjurika lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Sanjurika changed its national animal to "Koala" and its faith to "Crosnia".
  • : Sanjurika changed its national animal to "Dolphin" and its faith to "Violet".
  • : Following new legislation in Sanjurika, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Sanjurika, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Sanjurika, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Sanjurika was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Sanjurika, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Sanjurika, the study of medicine is popular throughout Sanjurika.

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