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The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika

“Freedom and Compassion” Kommander Koala

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population7.224 billion

LeaderKommander Koala


The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.224 billion Sanjurikans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Plieris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,807 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronauts take one small step for Sanjurika and one giant step backward from confrontation, third world countries are rich in "I Love Sileijad" t-shirts, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 175,498th in the world and 8,701st in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 362ndMost Pacifist: 863rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 896thNicest Citizens: 946thMost Inclusive: 1,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,498thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,506thBest Weather: 1,523rdMost Developed: 1,712thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,820thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,977thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,013thMost Cultured: 2,078thMost Efficient Economies: 2,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,249thHealthiest Citizens: 2,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,788thLargest Governments: 2,836thSmartest Citizens: 3,006thSafest: 3,459thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,071stMost Secular: 4,500thLowest Crime Rates: 5,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,252ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,670thHighest Average Incomes: 6,791stTop
Most Influential: 10,165thHighest Economic Output: 10,842nd
Most Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionSafest: 186th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 201st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 214th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 232nd in the regionMost Secular: 250th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 349th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 599th in the regionNudest: 599th in the regionLargest Populations: 692nd in the region

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