The Empire of Sans the sekeleton is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 762 million Sans the sekeletonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The Sans the sekeletonian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Humans from the surfas worlds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,018 Humans from the surfas worlds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,495 per year while the poor average 8,005, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor, pedants defending Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sans the sekeleton's national animal is the spegeti, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sans the sekeleton is ranked 235,088^th in the world and 6^th in Ducks for Most Primitive, scoring -96.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.