Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
Population | 14.694 billion |
Capital | Kankurō |
Leader | Temari |
Currency | Shield |
Animal | Salamander |
The Rogue Nation of Sanshouo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Temari with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.694 billion Sanshouoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kankurō. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sanshouoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,607 trillion Shields a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 381,620 Shields, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,146,576 per year while the poor average 99,149, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
Orange trees find it's not easy being green, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sanshouo's national animal is the Salamander, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Sanshouo is ranked 250th in the world and 2nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 20,706.02 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sanshouo created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
- : Sanshouo created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, a government program is underway to revitalize Sanshouo's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.