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The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia

“Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific


Santa Dystopia

Population1.761 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.761 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 358 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,824 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,599 per year while the poor average 22,985, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Dystopianis's kindness, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Dystopiani selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 5,468th in the world and 123rd in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 105,988.49 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 397thMost Influential: 716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,880thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,433rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,560thMost Avoided: 2,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,015thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,455thLargest Mining Sector: 5,278thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,658thMost Efficient Economies: 5,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,155thHighest Average Incomes: 6,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,532ndRudest Citizens: 7,002ndMost Secular: 10,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,291stLargest Black Market: 11,600thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,646thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,536thMost Developed: 13,710thLargest Governments: 15,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,837thSmartest Citizens: 19,814thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,057thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,823rdLargest Insurance Industry: 22,335th
Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 224th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 322nd in the regionMost Secular: 354th in the regionLargest Black Market: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 371st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Developed: 421st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 448th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 510th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 564th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 675th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 738th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 816th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 843rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 845th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Dystopiani selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Dystopianis's kindness.
  • : Santa Dystopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, The East Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, skateparks can be found in every city.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 304 » VW53Aland, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Rainbow Vests, Evrigenis, BuciLand, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, Roliganistan, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, New Bradenia Ghost, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ripsylvania, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Kaigi, Gemlon, Rokaku, and 254 others.Imperial Akatsuki, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, Kianhua, New Amerindia, BearStackof2015, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, EnderShnovia, Korktopia, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Tassirion, Enlil, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Adavan, The Solar Ottomans, Slonful, Luisagna, ReReReRepublic, Gemmena, Khadah, Barfleur, Dratava, Lurolona, Davinhia, Fellon, Trulu, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Monezambique, Sansangra, United China Nation, Yuritoria, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Jamitri, Soirwren, Wizardonia, Goodnamesarerare, Sen Jast, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Broengtopia, Nossepachina, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Serfvarden, Arouran, Kucia, Airrajul, Bytes, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Iodinia, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Kangarawa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Sovietsoyuz, Riveraland, Joundia, New Mainz, New Leganes, Lantros, Zang0, Merkez, Roissyland, Bullpups, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Dannemarie, Turbo Bolt, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, The Holy Utopian Republic, Amjedia, Khvetsch, Sunsistan, Zulkig, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Yelkinam, Dragons Blood, Mahatakutana, Horn of Havenkaap, Bharatewa, ArenaC, Republic of New India, The New Tace, Kyrtizhan, Gunov, Forro Islands, Coruh, Markhor, Oofery, Washingtonian Order, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Lanwa, South Azerbijan, EHTYCSCYTHE, Debluu, Claniangdow, From New World, Forktoon, Zeiberland, Sheelberite, Ankras, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, No Crime Here, Muricia, Modra, Dravida India, Empire of Dabiristan, Mayapada, Sudarshan, Granskau, Karatol-Advenra, Plaines, Middle Pitburn, Amabilis, Cyrillic Peoples, Taapi, Samaltak True, Order of the saint Dumas, Hitaria, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Vogar, Pantheropolis, Arunika, Impaxia, Le Paradoxe, Artzozka, ParaSymmetry, Free Nal Graakuo, Schelemeketew, Danelaw Scandinavia, Neeyal, Alttaea, Anarchica landia, Albrook, Tennabroch, Niveko, Fontesia, West Swedania, Norna Chitya, The Great Andes, Clarence-Voslage, United States Of Krauka, Beausylvana, Rhothstan, Hellod Immury, Neptunian Military Administration, The Armed Savages, Ulvesogullr, Fradrildrun, United States of Masbate, Concentus, Republoslavia, Chols Worithopia, Juliania Secundus, Constervatania, Dahom, Falthonia, Farangia, Kunstistan, Nyanhai, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Aeoliah, Wakeopolis, Crucifer, Insi Karai, Transoxiana-Tartaria, Monix, United Socialist States of Amerika, Hogwarts of muggles, Arkantis, Isahaak, Cisdaniria, Great Algerstonia, Jove Mahmo, Haass, Brova, Bradion, Zidium, Sapre, The Great Tea Empire, Firlands, Arasakami, Endertopias, LibRight Libertarianism, Progravistan, Ultravisionary Soviets, Pledonia, Shavara, Capitalist Golborne, Arcarum, Kylah, Umdurman, Eastern Alksearia, Hel Rock, Cryria, Argentianworkslasia, Adolanta, Lorrana, United Arab Islamic, Kasai del Sur, Developing World, THE Ophelia OF SYA, North Bernia, Espeon LD, Federation Of Columbian Republics, and Akorial.

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