The Allied States of Santu Surgo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hyams Greves with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.212 billion Surgoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolia Lis. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Santu Surgoan economy, worth 863 trillion Alises a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,509 Alises, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Hyams Greves day after day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santu Surgo's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Santu Surgo is ranked 254,161^st in the world and 188^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Conservative, scoring 38.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.