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The Discorporated States of Sao Camarao

“Sic Possumus”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific


Sao Camarao

Population1.37 billion

LeaderCúria dos Onze
FaithAlmofariz Pantocrátor


The Discorporated States of Sao Camarao is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cúria dos Onze with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.37 billion Sao Camaraenses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galanggaõ. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sao Camaraense economy, worth 143 trillion Bastardoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,526 Bastardoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Sao Camaraense mussels the biggest in The East Pacific, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Camarao's national animal is the Macára, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Almofariz Pantocrátor.

Sao Camarao is ranked 58,300th in the world and 2,499th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,563.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 2,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,557thMost Secular: 3,926thMost Influential: 4,392ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,800thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,956thLargest Retail Industry: 11,681stMost Conservative: 15,280th
Most Primitive: 80th in the regionMost Secular: 118th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 235th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 286th in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 470th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 495th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionBest Weather: 521st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 608th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 608th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 612th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 622nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 729th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 736th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 748th in the region

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