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The Queen's State of Saola

“Do it first” the Governor

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Abuja

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Saola

Population20.607 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor
Faithnone

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Saola is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 20.607 billion Saolans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Saolan economy, worth 131 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,375 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Saola in an international press conference, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saola's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

Saola is ranked 210,702nd in the world and 8th in Abuja for Rudest Citizens, with 11.42 Insults Per Minute.

Top
1%
Most Income Equality: 7thNudest: 1,759thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 6,093rdMost Authoritarian: 7,069thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,158thLargest Black Market: 16,202ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,559th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saola's influence in Abuja rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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