“You gotta hit a phat D A B every once in a while” SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty|
The United Socialist States of Saphixia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 3.985 billion Saphixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jinx. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Saphixian economy, worth 621 trillion Saphs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,932 Saphs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Saphixia, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphixia's national animal is the Cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Saphixia endorsed The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Saphixia.
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes.
- : Saphixia was endorsed by The Free Land of Interdimensional Zone.
- : Saphixia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Jinx" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Saphixia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
Endorsements Received: 101 » Alunya, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, El Fiji Grande, Runeda, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Xzavia-Hjar, Corfad, Sundred, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Trillius, Daiz, North Bratislava, New Octicarg, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Sockmanland, Cuyan, Zumlandia, Jasminlandia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bearical, Omnistria, Ostrolia, Delmak, Makersaulache, Steampunk Ariel, Notyoutopia, Guer Aike, Selfgradatude, 1 very fast endotarter, Duerrlewang, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pallaith, Glurponia, New Bremerton, Federation Terra Australis, McMasterdonia, Spartoptia, Orado, Frances Francis the First of France, Orven, Shadowrik, and 51 others.Guslantis, The Stratosphere Islands, Newpromisedland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Test for a new hope, Sil Dorsett, U S Eh, Randbourne, Shibutani, Black Templares, Sunto, Kasazzastan, Aratani, Ponantine, Maott, Racoda, Pasargad, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Amauri, Gnomewatchers, Moubarakistan, Solskjar, Joodey, Altamonte, Xentherida, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, Yukti, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Pazair, The Iron Lions, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Soviet Terran, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, Republic of Amal, Eravonia, Idumetala, Parmovand, and Interdimensional Zone.