The Matriarchy of Sapphica Sororitas is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 385 million Sirens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphos. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sapphica Sororitasian economy, worth 28.0 trillion Navahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,678 Navahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapphica Sororitas's national animal is the Cobalt Blue Cat.

Sapphica Sororitas is ranked 290,845^th in the world and 101^st in Ridgefield for Most Primitive, scoring -234.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.