The Empire of Sardegna Navy is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.424 billion Italians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itlaian economy, worth 146 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,816 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sardegna Navy's national animal is the Italian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sardegna Navy is ranked 134,687^th in the world and 5^th in Londynium Naval Treaty for Most Conservative, scoring 62.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.