The Queendom of Sarotte is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by RB Toretto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.215 billion Sarotteans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetter. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The powerhouse Sarottean economy, worth a remarkable 4,506 trillion vins a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,675 vins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Sarotte's border, Sarottean tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarotte's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of Personality.

Sarotte is ranked 204,540^th in the world and 5,852^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.46 Crimes Per Hour.