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The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Satakunta wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 90.0 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 76,945 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Satakunta wellbeing services county's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satakunta wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Satakunta wellbeing services county is ranked 81,897^th in the world and 13^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Conservative, scoring 71.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.