The Kingdom of Satanic Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.506 billion Damned Souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pentagram. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The large but inefficient Satanic Kingdomian economy, worth 679 trillion Sins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,456 Sins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, no true communist is an unbeliever, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Satan's desk, and the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satanic Kingdom's national animal is the Baphomet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanic Theocracy.

Satanic Kingdom is ranked 271,475^th in the world and 2^nd in Satan for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -5.81 on the Hickory Productivity Index.