Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Viking Europe
Population | 42.522 billion |
Capital | Satans Trampoline City |
Leader | Sumo Rabbit |
Faith | Apocalyptic Lawnmowerism |
Currency | weeble |
Animal | metal duck |
The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sumo Rabbit with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.522 billion Tony Stewart fans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satans Trampoline City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Satans Trampolinean economy, worth a remarkable 9,310 trillion weebles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,966 weebles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 953,285 per year while the poor average 31,834, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.
Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satans Trampoline's national animal is the metal duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apocalyptic Lawnmowerism.
Satans Trampoline is ranked 137,327th in the world and 5th in Viking Europe for Most Stationary, with 224.11279406772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Satans Trampoline, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Following new legislation in Satans Trampoline, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
- : Satans Trampoline was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Satans Trampoline was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Satans Trampoline, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Satans Trampoline, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Satans Trampoline was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Satans Trampoline, infecting 150 million survivors.
- : The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Satans Trampoline, infecting 240 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Satans Trampoline was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.