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The World of Sathan

“Hail Satan”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Hell

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Sathan

Population22.922 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.922 billion Sathanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,321 trillion dracs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,171 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, school uniforms are compulsory, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 9,803rd in the world and 5th in Hell for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 3 Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 273rdLargest Black Market: 381stLargest Mining Sector: 431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 855thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 964thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,319thHighest Economic Output: 1,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,554thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,204thHighest Average Incomes: 3,656thLargest Populations: 3,855thMost Cultured: 4,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,340thSmartest Citizens: 5,442ndMost Influential: 6,063rdLargest Governments: 6,780thMost Developed: 8,209thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,625thMost Stationary: 11,163rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,580th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Satan.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Freddland, The Stalker, and Donkervader.

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