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The World of Sathan

“Hail Satan”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Hell

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Sathan

Population24.57 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.57 billion Sathanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,462 trillion dracs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,040 dracs, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a werewolf. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 2,926th in the world and 9th in Hell for Highest Average Incomes, with 263,040.79 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 184thLargest Black Market: 225thLargest Mining Sector: 296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 497thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 810thHighest Economic Output: 1,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,175thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,683rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,696thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,117thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,926thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,187thMost Developed: 3,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,355thLargest Populations: 3,724thMost Cultured: 4,554thMost Efficient Economies: 4,775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,095thSmartest Citizens: 5,159thMost Influential: 6,253rdLargest Governments: 6,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,508thHealthiest Citizens: 9,524thMost Stationary: 9,993rdTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,304thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,476th
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5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a werewolf.
  • : Sathan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Sathan's influence in Hell fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".

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Endorsements Received: 3 » The Stalker, Donkervader, and Kyraina.

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