The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.596 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,937 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,083 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 944^th in the world and 17^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 173.14 law-abiding acts per hour.