The Greater Hindu Empire of Sattwikstan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Peshwa Sarvin Sen with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.883 billion Sattwikstanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lahore. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sattwikstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,896 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Peshwa Sarvin Sen claims to be the epitome of family values, faithful allies are always valued, and proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattwikstan's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Sattwikstan is ranked 188,355^th in the world and 15^th in Hive for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -6.71 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.