The Republic of Scar69 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 278 million Scar69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The Scar69ian economy, worth 12.7 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 45,564 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scar69's national animal is the turtle.

Scar69 is ranked 220,070^th in the world and 11,157^th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 887.65 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.