The Empire of Scarlette is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 45 million Unicorns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zazumikos economy, worth 1.50 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,273 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scarlette's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Scarlette is ranked 268,128^th in the world and 3^rd in Trans Republican Army for Most Extreme, scoring 8.17 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.