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The Federal Republic of Schnarchi

“Live and let live” Fluffy Longbottom

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population16.613 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.613 billion Schnarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,773 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 5,431st in the world and 274th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,975.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,104thMost Influential: 1,552ndTop
Best Weather: 3,721stSafest: 4,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,017thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,728thMost Pacifist: 7,910thNicest Citizens: 7,969thMost Cultured: 8,162ndMost Developed: 8,380thHealthiest Citizens: 8,476thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,851stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,942ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,400thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,952ndSmartest Citizens: 11,098thNudest: 11,451stTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,310thLargest Populations: 12,455thMost Efficient Economies: 23,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,311th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 216th in the regionBest Weather: 219th in the regionLargest Populations: 239th in the regionSafest: 242nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionNudest: 424th in the regionNicest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Pacifist: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 483rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Developed: 503rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 512th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 523rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Influential: 642nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 758th in the regionMost Politically Free: 811th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 882nd in the region

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