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The Federal Republic of Schnarchi

“Live and let live” Fluffy Longbottom

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population13.108 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.108 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,902 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, a government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 994th in the world and 688th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 150 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 994thMost Influential: 1,387thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,004thBest Weather: 4,305thSafest: 4,476thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,813thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,098thMost Pacifist: 6,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,445thNicest Citizens: 6,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,244thNudest: 7,515thTop
Most Developed: 7,853rdMost Cultured: 8,376thHealthiest Citizens: 8,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,413thLowest Crime Rates: 9,571stSmartest Citizens: 11,155thHighest Economic Output: 12,048thLargest Populations: 13,294thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,557th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionLargest Populations: 208th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 230th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 233rd in the regionBest Weather: 236th in the regionNudest: 239th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionSafest: 261st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 276th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 348th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 374th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 383rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 385th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 386th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 418th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost Stationary: 442nd in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 480th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 501st in the regionMost Politically Free: 543rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 544th in the regionMost Influential: 571st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 634th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 688th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 150 » Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Siwale, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Wineclaw, Diodone, Selfgradatude, American MapleStory, Yukti, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Malta Comino Gozo, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Wodan, Ainsworth, Unimaginable Doom, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Atain, Ozstan, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, Lower Nubia, Former English Colony, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, and 100 others.Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Empy, Ethnon, Maott, The United States of Romania, Suicidistan, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Mercandia, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, SORT, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Amauri, Federation Terra Australis, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Alunya, Steraz, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Torakuen, Ara Antrizuls, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Marijuana Haven, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Castle Federation, Loutsland, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, The Black Cathedral, North Altatude, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Justanistan, Loli County, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Utopicican, Runeda, Alsace and Lorraine United, Daiz, Death By Astonishment, Princely Irbis, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, and Boylstinian.

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