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The Federal Republic of Schnarchi

“Live and let live” Fluffy Longbottom

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population15.721 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.721 billion Schnarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,537 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 217,775th in the world and 9,883rd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 1,532ndTop
Best Weather: 3,769thSafest: 4,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,562ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,704thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,981stNicest Citizens: 7,576thMost Pacifist: 7,674thMost Cultured: 7,999thHealthiest Citizens: 8,270thMost Developed: 8,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,170thLowest Crime Rates: 9,331stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,542ndSmartest Citizens: 10,877thNudest: 10,909thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,214thLargest Populations: 12,605th
Largest Populations: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionSafest: 247th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 285th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 288th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 344th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 380th in the regionNudest: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 394th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionNicest Citizens: 426th in the regionMost Pacifist: 441st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 466th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 468th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Developed: 510th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 533rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 602nd in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 807th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 822nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 846th in the region

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