Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 23.294 billion |
Capital | Cruzo City |
Leader | Fluffy Longbottom |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Feep |
Animal | Bearded Dragon |
The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.294 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,750 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Schnarchi is ranked 80,972nd in the world and 1,141st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 599.59949820052 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kalmar Union1.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Avistonia.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Illustrious Domain of Vancricia.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Allied States of The Iron Lions.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 204 » Koda-Land, Kwaj, Shibutani, New Trisone, Filibustra, Tsandonown, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Unshleepd, North Bratislava, Siwale, Varisland, Radicaster, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Arverni Lands, The Rhein States, Homo Sapiens Deuss, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Pallaith, Regallio, Pazair, The Austro Germanic Union, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wisconsota, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Chipoli, Vlenkenov, Wilkshire, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Wineclaw, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, and 154 others.Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Oannia, Arucaria, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Alire, KAP03land, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Ijo, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, The Police, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Moonhaven, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, The New Oceanic States, Vancricia, Avistonia, ZleekyGgh, Suvarnavarta, and Yaorozu.