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The Federal Republic of Schnarchi

“Live and let live” Fluffy Longbottom

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population15.248 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.248 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,725 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 148,318th in the world and 6,766th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 29.14 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,336thMost Influential: 1,642ndTop
Best Weather: 4,137thSafest: 4,415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,945thNicest Citizens: 7,330thMost Pacifist: 7,644thMost Cultured: 8,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,291stMost Developed: 8,313thHealthiest Citizens: 8,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,497thLowest Crime Rates: 9,464thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,637thNudest: 10,231stTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,807thHighest Economic Output: 12,162ndLargest Populations: 12,738th
Largest Populations: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 237th in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 242nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 300th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionNudest: 366th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 387th in the regionMost Cultured: 396th in the regionNicest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 418th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 460th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Developed: 482nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 532nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 588th in the regionMost Influential: 638th in the regionMost Politically Free: 773rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 802nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 865th in the region

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