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The Federal Republic of Schnarchi

“Live and let live” Fluffy Longbottom

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Schnarchi

Population23.294 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFeep
AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.294 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,750 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 80,972nd in the world and 1,141st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 599.59949820052 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndMost Influential: 1,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,807thTop
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Best Weather: 3,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,391stSafest: 4,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,309thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,469thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,288thMost Pacifist: 7,928thMost Developed: 8,308thHealthiest Citizens: 8,821stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,871stNicest Citizens: 9,076thMost Cultured: 9,759thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,025thLargest Populations: 10,805thSmartest Citizens: 10,805thLowest Crime Rates: 11,451stHighest Economic Output: 11,637thHighest Food Quality: 13,129thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,960thNudest: 18,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,951stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 28,548th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 216th in the regionSafest: 237th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 287th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 318th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338th in the regionMost Influential: 344th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 356th in the regionNudest: 357th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 366th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Pacifist: 394th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 405th in the regionMost Developed: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 435th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 442nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 469th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 499th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 510th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 654th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 204 » Koda-Land, Kwaj, Shibutani, New Trisone, Filibustra, Tsandonown, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Unshleepd, North Bratislava, Siwale, Varisland, Radicaster, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Arverni Lands, The Rhein States, Homo Sapiens Deuss, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Pallaith, Regallio, Pazair, The Austro Germanic Union, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wisconsota, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Chipoli, Vlenkenov, Wilkshire, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Wineclaw, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, and 154 others.Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Oannia, Arucaria, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Alire, KAP03land, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Ijo, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, The Police, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Moonhaven, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, The New Oceanic States, Vancricia, Avistonia, ZleekyGgh, Suvarnavarta, and Yaorozu.

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