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The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland

“Schnüff”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Schnuftelland

Population1.178 billion

CapitalHinterkleinödhausen
FaithAtheism

CurrencyTala
AnimalBanksy Cat

The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.178 billion Schnuftellandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinterkleinödhausen. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnuftellandian economy, worth 127 trillion Tala a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,498 Tala, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smoking is banned in public areas, chickens roam the streets freely, euthanasia is legal, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Schnuftelland's national animal is the Banksy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Schnuftelland is ranked 26,819th in the world and 1,333rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,935.72 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 109thMost Influential: 390thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,758thRudest Citizens: 6,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,304thMost Secular: 6,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,737thMost Pacifist: 7,744thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,756thNicest Citizens: 8,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,784thMost Developed: 10,011thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,316thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10,540thBest Weather: 11,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,994thSmartest Citizens: 12,100thMost Inclusive: 12,172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,663rdMost Cultured: 15,090thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,515thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,070th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 276th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 283rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionRudest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Secular: 384th in the regionMost Pacifist: 440th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 443rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 447th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 462nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 492nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 557th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 593rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 607th in the regionBest Weather: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 641st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 645th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 660th in the regionMost Inclusive: 715th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 723rd in the regionMost Cultured: 753rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 778th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 857th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schnuftelland was endorsed by The Empire of Sopernia.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Schnuftelland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Schnuftelland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Schnuftelland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Schnuftelland endorsed The Kingdom of Rozarus.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 529 » El Fiji Grande, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Sundred, Abject Ludicrosity, Yaorozu, McMasterdonia, Pallaith, Noahs Second Country, Loutsland, Hamerica, Pazair, Dabarastan, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Napnomadia, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, United Kahndaq, Siwale, Wineclaw, Fendlium, Xagill, Seenvorland, The New Communist Republic Of States, Daiz, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Zumlandia, Praeceps, The Iron Lions, Interdimensional Zone, Universal State Formula, Loli County, Guer Aike, Ethnon, The Stratosphere Islands, Wit Noreis, Selfgradatude, Ravendi, MiaryBhalzhack, Yokciq Empire, Glurponia, and 479 others.The Tampa Bay Rays, The Endless Eventide, Omnistria, Zyvetskistaahn, New Jamgra, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Valentine Z, Sunto, Newpromisedland, Serendipita Martia, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, Tachycardia, Runeda, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Clan Spaniel, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Diodone, Crader, Ihese, Woodsend, Plangainer, Xentherida, SORT, Kranostav, Antiyard, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, The Windmilluminati, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Wisconsota, New Octicarg, Hyphen, Kelvaros Prime, Manticore utopia, Esplandia, Zokk, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Calamazo, East Supple Lund, Free Culture, South Almyra, Cloydicia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ivernary, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Aetulia, Minuda, Advancia-Sizzletown, Azzarel, Wilkshire, Prydania, Walter Jackson, Arlens Apartment, Alyrria, Chukstik Illahi, Detrivania, Wooleystan, Fel Imass, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Greater New America, Jovian Knights, Zecit, Panama Coalition, LostLegion, Aeolist, Unsophisticate, Alice Gardens, Orado, Soviet Terran, Partax, Vexilia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, The Empire of the Federation, Arimbia, The Austro Germanic Union, The Most Freedom Ever, French Bananastan, Nova Arcania, Lemonbiscuits, Karazan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eschatosia, Olofin, Sunaiya, Dakota Territories, The English Alliance, Texas States, The Discipled, Makersaulache, Abonland, Avastate, Aeurithianar, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, TJUN-ia, Volstokn, Solmetria, Yemet, The True Frog, Phoronu, North Novkia, David Davidson, KhalChicken, Amblegreserland, Yukti, Freyford, Iron Cladia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Fluffy Noodles, The Gamer Party, Venezuelia, Singamadri, Necromonia, Rad Lads, Ereena, West Hamburg, Dopeland420, Centromuria, Wolvenland, Montarc, Austral States of America, Grue, Fascist Democracy, Revolutionary Sealand, Godwanna, Anna Airters, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Aurelia I, Cape Flower, Orenmark, Ataraxia Somnia, Gmt2001, Velon, Marmiedon, PotatoFarmers, The Navy Blue, Sea Ghost, Elgaland-Vargaland, Potatolandium, Cobleck Weleis, VietAnhland, Felpolandia, Saint Alaric, Fizban, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Maott, BrightFutures, Joodey, U S Eh, Eraver, Lucedeia, Westinor, Howlerd Islands, Old Emporia, Gilakistan, Alamei, The Greylands, United Federation of Technocrats, Marinxa, Spades Atlantic, Fayyayid, The Real Ram Ranch, Lorigia, Miamington, Cors Evia, Drutopia Insomnia, Kappacon, Rhelmwych, Phualand, Humptalumpta, The Pantheons, Ice and Tinian, Eywaan, Sile Maungistan, New Pruessen, Zixu, Arizona Zervas, Blackphir, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, United States of Americanas, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, The AP Republic, Ilisseia, Cinnibar, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Tianqing, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Citrus Rutaceae, A Ordem do Caos, Zeternia, Arquadea, AAA Provisional Empire, Astronomical, Zemnaya Svoboda, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, The Teddy, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Niradans, Frostcell, Sikol, Pauliestien, Saperisole, Zzozona, Termathe, Smesh, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Saugeria, Former English Colony, Novatros, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Zimmerdachen, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Innocentic, Ihsan, Sevinland, Seanat, Brucklania, Czechnin, Arichia, Great Capitalonia, Mardessa, Tukayyiad, The Turkish workers of Europe, Zaeli, Respublic of corusant, The Canadian Peoples Republic, The Free States of Avalon, Rainengrad, Sakarna, Protonfield, YEET LMAO, Secularus, Rumagna, Solcius, United Island States of Southeast Asia, The Holy Rysican Empire, Dangine, Teg, R libanon, Takushipa, Reission, Rafiland, Tunofferia, Sattelbach, Entecavir, Sodiiistan, Solimun, Principia Mathematica, Wadisa, Knitehorn, Yellops, Timothea, Bend Mai, Polihy, Pigeonstan, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, East Natomes, Mystiquelle, Karuaki, Cartero, Kahlo, Colonies of Free Temeria, Frieszia, Karlinagrad, Copola, Lyethlenora, Kamohoalii, Aoncarpa, Harveney, Newam, Oro-Yurdujan, Cowbridge, El Emayo, Immenium, Nord Botten, Mitrace, DIMAnism, Lux Conos, Eisenmund, Preble, Picairn, Navorden, Navsland, Hopsin, New Avian, Falkendel, The Sansvich, Pizza Squared, Nordic-British Union, Dicko, European Nutella, Logovets, Rakiastan, Brifranssia, Tottenian-Arsenia, Palisede, Neonlake, Artemis Selene, Ivy Rekkia, Moose repupblic, Batatoland Empire, Paul Pasch, Camikistan, Bushkrub, Altivia, The Unicrons, Canibull, United States of Medford, Eastern Auroria, Eurochina, Qetrela, San Tinonia, Ausnakulia, Zupla, Vesuva, Cabaifer, Vernest Quill, Okramija, States of Asra, Gabenia, Daxuxian, Nationeer, Irunjarai, Skeloski, Dylanana, Dropey, Arrivederci, New Merrimack, Central Drazil, Highton Islands, Gin Tonic, Anungu, Orogonia, Independent Halls, Grieslhiem, Virillum, Lordelles, Pleasuretown, United Asgardian States, SparkleMinds, Gautania, Nouvelle-Floride, Beta Cyndriel, Unimaginable Doom, Beasluxia, West Camerica, Kragsgale, Pokemanland, Majaki, Phire Fric, Simone Republic, Greater Tyrolian Empire, Mannsoneria, Sembawang GRC, Azura Palatina, Xyrron, Tikariot, Animu Place, Caselpania, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Changjo, Etanur, Nichigo Sebe, Madjack, Dawger Republic, Jestings, Pradovnia, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Neu-Galicia, Drentusa, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Maclare, Ultra777, Andexia, Xipher, Ramiru, Feelonia, Eslatani, Tangrene, Erubetia, The New Trumpland, CryptoTransumanists, Cosamaloapan, Aleklandia, Salt-and-Pepper, Buckhem, Abu Dujmahn, Ardretia, Bacciatto, The Crack Dens, Taur, Ekaitokoa, Mal McNews, Caladann, Nolan Burg, Gweithwyr, Agliar, Eastern Cous Empria, Chadinton, Porotia, Zemper Macro, Caaria, Neo Cheese Empire, Moubarakistan, Northern Glory, Solskjar, Aingard, The Libertarian Assembly, Democratic Republic of Kohland, New Tronia, Heilhum Imperius, Pierresburg, Karakalpak Republic, Providencial states, Inner lorrainia, Gozenka, Emeraldtopia, Notun Ahom, Xyroxes, West Papua states, ArizonaRepublic, Frahnkzaden, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Florevana, Solphine, Fitchy, Draconian Progression, Empanadas, Gambosnia and Herzegoman, Hardscrabble, Nobec, Verytas, Therizia, Harjad, Lulubellia, Sisang, McDonaldsland, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Kurniastan, WeKnow, Nuevo Navarre, New Trisone, Chips and Guac, Liminyj, Glanst, Amprak, Comfed, Sardona, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Elvoreto, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Cosmosplosion, TyGerria, and Sopernia.

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