Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 21.864 billion |
Capital | Schwertburg |
Leader | Hammer |
Faith | Reform Athenism |
Currency | Pfennig |
Animal | Slavionik |
The Allied States of Schwertland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hammer with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.864 billion Schwertlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwertburg. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Schwertlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,592 trillion Pfennigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 347,246 Pfennigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Schwertlandian Desert, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is totally unknown. Schwertland's national animal is the Slavionik, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reform Athenism.
Schwertland is ranked 6,335th in the world and 57th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,912.2083097966 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Schwertland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Schwertland was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Schwertland was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 » Farrakhan, Panormia, Perfect Sublime Masters, Zavea, The Horror Channel, Emeseses, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, New Anarchisticstan, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Xenial, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Himadras, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Europeasia, Elaribel, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Llanfyrhall, Stal Valley, and Cyptopir.