The Kingdom of Scorched Ice is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.253 billion Scorched Iceans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The Scorched Icean economy, worth 107 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,679 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the Federal Council of Scorched Ice has been announced as the new Head of State, and Scorched Ice has designated Scorched Ice City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scorched Ice's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scorched Ice is ranked 27,180^th in the world and 1,012^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,123.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.