The United Kingdom of Scottish Loyalist Front is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sean Connery with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.651 billion Scottish Loyalist Frontians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish Loyalist Frontian economy, worth a remarkable 6,426 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,216 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The official Scottish Loyalist Frontian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottish Loyalist Front's national animal is the hen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Charasmatic Wiccan Scientists.

Scottish Loyalist Front is ranked 12,428^th in the world and 12^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.24 law-abiding acts per hour.