The Republic of Sealand Card Farm is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 1.343 billion Sealand Card Farmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The strong Sealand Card Farmian economy, worth 46.0 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 34,281 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the The Card Factory Natural History Museum, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Card Collection.

Sealand Card Farm is ranked 49,256^th in the world and 7^th in Hells Lounge for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,743.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.