The Republic of Sealand Card Farm 10 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.274 billion Sealand Card Farm 10ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sealand Card Farm 10ian economy, worth 38.8 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,488 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, Card Collection has been named as Sealand Card Farm 10's national religion, The Card Trader has just been declared ruler of Sealand Card Farm 10 in an international press conference, and Sealand Card Farm 10 has designated The Card Factory as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm 10's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Card Collection.

Sealand Card Farm 10 is ranked 265,397^th in the world and 27^th in Hells Lounge for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,293 Standard Monetary Units.