The Republic of Sealand Card Farm 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 1.311 billion Sealand Card Farm 2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sealand Card Farm 2ian economy, worth 66.1 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,433 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the government seizes all major gold finds, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm 2's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Card Collection.

Sealand Card Farm 2 is ranked 289,167^th in the world and 27^th in Hells Lounge for Most Patriotic, with 1.26 flags saluted per person per day.