The Republic of Sealand Card Farm 4 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.275 billion Sealand Card Farm 4ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sealand Card Farm 4ian economy, worth 43.5 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,140 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The The Card Factory Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Sealand Card Farm 4ians like vultures. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm 4's national animal is the Card and its national religion is Card Collection.

Sealand Card Farm 4 is ranked 258,223^rd in the world and 25^th in Hells Lounge for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,484.45 Standard Monetary Units.