The Republic of Sealand Card Farm 5 is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working population of 1.295 billion Sealand Card Farm 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The strong Sealand Card Farm 5ian economy, worth 59.6 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,049 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, The Card Trader has just been declared ruler of Sealand Card Farm 5 in an international press conference, and Sealand Card Farm 5 has designated The Card Factory as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm 5's national animal is the Card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sealand Card Farm 5 is ranked 95,355^th in the world and 17^th in Hells Lounge for Most Patriotic, with 17.09 flags saluted per person per day.