The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.025 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,245 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,945 armandalegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 4,814^th in the world and 58^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 261,945.08 Standard Monetary Units.