The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 119 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.318 billion Second Best Pack Storage 119ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 119ian economy, worth 929 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,164 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million cards of property damage, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 119's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 119 is ranked 14,699^th in the world and 661^st in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.52 law-abiding acts per hour.