Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.21 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 163 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.21 billion Second Best Pack Storage 163ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 163ian economy, worth 864 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,197 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 433,129 per year while the poor average 34,395, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.
News headlines usually include p-values, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 163's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 163 is ranked 103,320th in the world and 1,923rd in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.9740058898 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 163, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.