Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.552 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 100 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.552 billion Second Best Puppet 100ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 100ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,184 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 100's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 100 is ranked 102,928th in the world and 1,541st in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01954058288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 100 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws.
- : Second Best Puppet 100 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Second Best Puppet 100" on tails.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 100, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.