Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.48 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 187 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.48 billion Second Best Puppet 187ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 87.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 187ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 176,565 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, graffiti graces every city's streets, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Second Best Puppet 187, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 187's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 187 is ranked 102,841st in the world and 1,467th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02464474628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Second Best Puppet 187.
- : Second Best Puppet 187 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 187, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.