Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.66 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 20 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.66 billion Second Best Puppet 20ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 20ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,036 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and Second Best Puppet 20ian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 20's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 20 is ranked 102,998th in the world and 1,624th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.017443362 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, Second Best Puppet 20ian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, concussed legendaryball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, the weather in Second Best Puppet 20 City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 20, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".