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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Moon

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Sedgistan

Population26.761 billion

CapitalRockall
LeaderSedge

Currencypound
Animalgreyhound

The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.761 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 615 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,010 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', Sedge's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Sedge. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sedgistan is ranked 186,703rd in the world and 66th in The Moon for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 46,886 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 20thMost Armed: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thRudest Citizens: 53rdMost Avoided: 64thMost Rebellious Youth: 68thFattest Citizens: 100thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thHighest Drug Use: 1,379thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,789thLargest Populations: 3,654thMost Secular: 7,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,743rdTop
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Nudest: 11,013thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,556thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,990thMost Politically Free: 14,141stMost Extreme: 15,364thMost Influential: 16,504thMost Pro-Market: 16,710th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Testlandia".
  • : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "The Rule of Law"".
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Sedge.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, Sedge's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".

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