The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.761 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 615 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,010 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', Sedge's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Sedge. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sedgistan is ranked 186,703^rd in the world and 66^th in The Moon for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 46,886 Standard Monetary Units.