The Federation of Seimoporl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Observation Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 4.548 billion Seimoporlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strautin. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seimoporlian economy, worth 572 trillion Swedish Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,951 Swedish Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, saying "don't do anything that The Observation Council wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seimoporl's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seimoporl is ranked 108,509^th in the world and 1^st in The Near South for Most Authoritarian, with 907.34 milliStalins.