The Republic of Senegal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Macky Sall with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.359 billion Senegalese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakar. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Senegalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,558 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, there's a bright dawn ahead for Senegal, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senegal's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sufism.

Senegal is ranked 305,109^th in the world and 39^th in Testregionia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.