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The Soviet Socialist Federation of Serbia and Montengro

“ПРОЛЕТЕРИ СВИХ ЗЕМАЉА, УЈЕДИНИТЕ СЕ!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Official European Union

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Serbia and Montengro

Population9.145 billion

CapitalBelgrade
LeaderStefan Krujec
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyLenin
AnimalSerbian White Eagle

The Soviet Socialist Federation of Serbia and Montengro is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stefan Krujec with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.145 billion Serbo Montenegrins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serbo Montenegrin economy, worth a remarkable 2,699 trillion Lenins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,184 Lenins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbia and Montengro's national animal is the Serbian White Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Serbia and Montengro is ranked 8,728th in the world and 5th in Official European Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,606.92 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 739thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 799thLargest Black Market: 987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 990thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,905thMost Devout: 1,957thHighest Average Incomes: 2,058thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,101stLargest Mining Sector: 2,436thMost Avoided: 2,539thLowest Crime Rates: 2,837thMost Efficient Economies: 3,165thLargest Governments: 3,993rdMost Authoritarian: 4,540thHighest Economic Output: 4,962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,365thLargest Retail Industry: 7,470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,728thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,275thMost Income Equality: 9,730thMost Developed: 10,228thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,291stMost Conservative: 12,271stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,394thMost Extreme: 16,595thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,721st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

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