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The Peoples Federal Republic of Serbia and Montengro

“Само Слога Србина Спасава”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Official European Union

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Serbia and Montengro

Population7.017 billion

CapitalBelgrade
LeaderMilan Subotic
FaithMilosevicism

CurrencyDinar
AnimalSerbian White Eagle

The Peoples Federal Republic of Serbia and Montengro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Milan Subotic with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.017 billion Serbo Montenegrins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serbo Montenegrin economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,877 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Serbo Montenegrin soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, a government program is underway to revitalize Serbia and Montengro's beaches, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbia and Montengro's national animal is the Serbian White Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Milosevicism.

Serbia and Montengro is ranked 29,987th in the world and 15th in Official European Union for Most Developed, scoring 66.78 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,338thLargest Black Market: 1,424thTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,885thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,917thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,955thMost Avoided: 2,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,325thMost Devout: 2,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,551stHighest Average Incomes: 2,870thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,944thLargest Mining Sector: 3,025thLowest Crime Rates: 4,088thLargest Governments: 4,455thMost Efficient Economies: 5,049thLargest Retail Industry: 6,757thHighest Economic Output: 7,080thRudest Citizens: 7,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,268thFattest Citizens: 7,541stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,722ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,094thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,957th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Serbia and Montengro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Serbia and Montengro was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, a government program is underway to revitalize Serbia and Montengro's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, Serbo Montenegrin soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Serbia and Montengro lodged a message on the Official European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Serbo Montenegrins.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbia and Montengro, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Serbian White Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.

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