Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Balder
Population | 24.886 billion |
Capital | Serfa City |
Leader | Theoden Sebastian |
Faith | Theoden worship |
Currency | Hacksilver |
Animal | Nightfury Dragon |
The Viking Stronghold of Serfa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Theoden Sebastian with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 24.886 billion Serfars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serfa City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.
The all-consuming Serfan economy, worth a remarkable 2,080 trillion Hacksilvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,607 Hacksilvers, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Theoden Sebastian's bedroom, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serfa's national animal is the Nightfury Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Theoden worship.
Serfa is ranked 54,204th in the world and 532nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 813.4324307918 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Theoden Sebastian's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, Serfa successfully hosted the Balder Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Serfa, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.